Best ways to serve and prepare free frozen meatballs

Caesar's Balls
1. Cook meatballs (about 12) in stove.
2. Place meatballs in a bowl.
3. Drizzle Caesar dressing over bowl.
4. Best eaten by piercing balls with skewer while impersonating Julius Caesar's assassin.

Meatball Sandwich
1. Cook meatballs (about 10) in stove.
2. Toast two slices of wheat bread.
3. Cut meatballs in half and stack on one slice of bread.
4. Add a layer of your roommate's marinara sauce to the other slice.
5. Cover sauce with grated Parmesan cheese with a 2003 "best used by date".
6. Put marinara/cheese slice over the meatball slice.
7. Cut sandwich in half.

Meatball Pizza
1. Buy a frozen cheese pizza.
2. Cut frozen meatballs (about 8) into quarter spheres.
3. Space chunks of balls evenly over pizza.
4. Heat in stove.
5. Cut pizza into slices.
6. Season with basil or oregano.